(Okay, honestly I had something else as the topic here but my mom demanded it be taken off because she has his obsession with being secretive about something that's already been posted all over the news, so I replaced this topic since I can't find a topic delete button on this thing.)

Does anybody have any "ninja skills" tips they'd like to share with me when it comes to avoiding your boss? Or any silly/awesome experiences they'd like to share?

I can fit right underneath the front counter on the first floor in the music department and hide behind the paper bags and my boss never found me there yet!